Artwork by Abbie Ryan
It is time to pull out our mourning veils because once again, our beloved turkey is going to be murdered for our nation’s annual feasting day. Her obituary to honor her.
By Sara Fraser
Your parents told you to leave the political conversation at home this Thanksgiving, so what’s left to say? Strengthen your talk over the turkey with these quick, fun conversation starters.
We all stand through them every day. Most of us know all of the words to at least one. We all have strong feelings about them. It is time to review some classic St. Mary’s hymns.
by Ruby Liles
A comprehensive review of SMES’ most controversial post-chapel snack: the Bosco stick.
At last, the greatest and most timeless trend at St. Mary’s is given a well-deserved spotlight.
An eccentric, child-homicide detective. A bulldog dressed as Jesus. A horse loose in a hospital. John Mulaney’s newest, Emmy-winning, stand-up special, “Kid Gorgeous,” will leave any person with a sense of humor cackling uncontrollably.
Artwork by Eesha Gudiseva
Misery is...the stress of a new school year. “Misery is” is a collection of complaints created by and for St. Mary’s students. This list was crafted with the intention of alleviating some stress by making you, my dear reader, laugh.