Where Tatler shares its humor
By Sriya Jampana
... or maybe not.
Oh no! It’s that time again. No, not that time! It’s the time when all of your friends have dates for Valentines, and you don’t. But don’t worry gals! I’ve got just the thing for you (you can thank me later). Pick up lines are conversation openers with the intent of engaging a person for dating. However, they don’t always work out (oops!). Instead of getting a new boyfriend/girlfriend, you may get a new restraining order. However, this Valentine’s Day I have got the perfect pick up lines for you to get a Valentines — maybe. Let’s get started!
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
If you were steak, you would be well done. (wow spicy)
Hello! I’m a thief, and I’m ready to steal your heart. (Ok they might call the cops, but that’s ok!)
There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it!
Are you from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin it!
If you were a library book, I would check you out!
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
I must be in a museum, because you are truly a work of art!
Life without you is like a broken pencil … pointless.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I would give you my heart.
We’re not socks, but I think we would make a great pair!
Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you!
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking Vitamin ME!
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you from Starbucks? because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? because I find you a peeling.
Hey man, do you like water? Cause that means you like 80% of me. (science might work?)
I thought happiness started with a H, but it turns out it starts with U;) (AWWWWW)
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
Although I am not experienced with pick up lines, or Valentines, I can assure you that 50 percent of these may work 50 percent of the time. I believe in you guys! But if it doesn’t, don’t fret my love. Maybe you can just be alone like me every year.
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