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I walked into the store and asked “Do you mind if I take a picture of your bags because I am writing an article about how great the Gucci store is!” Little did they know ...
I am a Gucci enthusiast.
When I travel, I try to visit as many Gucci stores as possible. This past Thanksgiving, I had the “pleasure” of going to 3 different Gucci stores. I love Gucci, their collection this year is … well, ugly. You all might be thinking “How does a 14-year-old have the authority to call the 2018-2019 Gucci collection ugly?”
Let me tell you something, I am an expert in the field of Gucci. I check their website often and have been in multiple stores. I know for a fact that they could have done better. When I say it is ugly, I mean it is really ugly. Wait, Sriya, why do you not like their collection? Well, during fall break, I went to Toronto and Montreal. I wanted to go and see all the rage about the Gucci belts. I went to so many different Gucci stores, and some of them did not even have any belts. The ones that did, however, were rusty. Do not get fooled by Youtubers who wear these belts. They are not as nice as you think they are.
Just because it is Gucci does not mean it is pretty.
These bags are plain, like spaghetti without the sauce or the meatballs. The blue Blinded for Love is fine, but the rest are ugly. Next, please!
You call these clutches? I think not. The shape is not even right. And the designs...Do not even get me started.
This was a disaster waiting to happen. Cheetah print, really? I haven’t seen so much Cheetah print since the Cheetah Girls! What are you doing Gucci?
This is an atrocity! You do not understand how hard it was for me to take a picture of this. Chevron print was in fashion when I was in the 5th grade. Do you know how long ago that was? This bag could have been better by not having white and black chevron, and also having better leather, so the bag would not sag so much!
I could not take a picture of the belts, I was to scared to go back after what happened last time while trying to find the perfect belt. However, I went inside the baby Gucci store. It was so adorable I almost died. Almost… do not get your hopes up.
These are absolutely adorable to buy for your future kids. I just have something important to say. If you do not ever get Gucci, it is ok! It really is not that big of deal. At least you will not waste your money on a piece of garbage like the Cheetah print bag!
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